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Monday, August 27, 2012
ATRL: Celeb Photos: Duchess of Alba STUNS @ the beach in Spain
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86-year-old klingon dandelion the Duchess of Alba making bitches bow down in the sand at a beach in Formentera, Spain. Well, since yesterday was a holy day, the Duchess of Alba was back at the beach and with the help of her lady-in-waiting and her 61-year-old man toy of a husband, she cleansed the ocean water with the drops of holy nectar that seep out of her pores. Or she cleansed it by peeing. Either or.
The olds of my family are always saying **** like, "Getting old sucks." I don't know what they're crying about. Getting old is the best. You can curse out a kid and get away with it. And as these pictures prove, you can put on a two-piece and any hate thrown at you by younger bitches will have zero effect on you. Because any ****s you had left in your being, were humped out of your body earlier in the day by your 61-year-old hot piece.
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